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Happy Valentine's D- OH MY GOD SHUT UP by MasterRambler Happy Valentine's D- OH MY GOD SHUT UP by MasterRambler
This was inspired by The Oatmeal's comic on the subject. [link]

Every couple has this friend (hell, everyone has this friend - sometimes you have lots of these friends).

Maybe this will be the first Valentine's Day you're spending with your significant other, maybe it's the 10th, or maybe this is the year you're finally gonna tell that special someone how you really feel. You're excited, giddy even - but no. You have that one asshole friend (or many of them) trying to ruin your good time by GUILTING the ever loving crap out of you and shitting on your day.

Look, if you don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, then don't. Or even if you would rather celebrate, "Whine and wallow in my own self-pity FEEL BAD FOR ME day" then, fine. But leave me out of it. I promise not to rub it in your face that I have someone if you promise not to rub it mine that you don't.

And believe me, I used to be up there with the best of 'em. "Valentine's Day is a load of crap. I hate it, it's not even a real holiday!" And you know what? I was a douche. But I never let my dislike of the holiday ruin my friends' good time.

tl:dr : SHUT UP AND LEMME EAT MY PRETTY CHOCOLATES IN PEACE. :iconchocoplz:
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MLPsquad120 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Photographer
XD
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FlyingRam Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Love it!
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Baconbeer Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student General Artist
The last Panel just made my fucking night _m_
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Darkness-flowers Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
ooh burn. :) that made my day.
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RobRaegurl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
OMG LOLZZ! :iconimhappyplz: :iconlolplz:
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ranchboy1 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
I can honestly say the only reason I pay attention to Valentines is because me and my friends make a point to raid the walmart the next day for copious amounts of high quality chocolate that suddenly cost less than a quarter of the original price. And then the party begins.
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Idontcareanymoregot Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
........Genius sir. This will now be my tradition. Though before that it was just me sleeping in.
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LadyoftheGeneral Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I just laughed my entire HEAD off!
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KittyCatChey Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student General Artist
valentines day was never just for couples in my family, it was for families too :D
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fromashesirise Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Ho,ho... I see, still fun :D was difficult to believe the char existed, but at some point I believed, although the char is a little overexadureted :D
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Arieo Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
heh heh cockless vag.
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012
Some of my best writing if I do say so myself.
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Arieo Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it deserves some kinda award, that's fer sure.
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Rakacha Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Valentine may be a coorporate moneymaking day, but alteast it's a good inspiration to give something nice to someone you know.
Besides, ye don't have to buy or get sex to have a nice valentine anyhow =P

(said the guy forever single)
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KikuMizu Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Shirley, Shirley, Shirley. It's not Single's Awareness Day, it's more: "Today is the day I forget the scale exists and eat whatever chocolate I want" day. Or just another day, your choice.
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photogirl5663 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made my wholleeeeee day (:
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Chibi-WafflesX Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this (: because its so fucking true!
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Wakko666 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
I hate the holiday because it is fake, I don't need a holiday to tell me when I should be amazing to a woman. I can do that any day of the year lol
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DarkFireHeart62 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student Artist
lol Good for you.
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Wakko666 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
lol yep XD
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DarkFireHeart62 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student Artist
:nod:
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satme97 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sigh.....Its soooo true :cry:
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Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
It's not that bad, being single on valentines. Kinda like easter and christmas even though you don't give a s**t of christianity :D.
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
xD Well put.
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FoggyPebble Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
So people will think I'm a dork for thinking/saying all these things about Valentine's? Frankly, if I knew someone who actually WAS running around like a chicken with it's head cut off cause of something like Valentine's, I'd tell them a shortened version of this.
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Raven-Gold Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
Haaahaha! Mind if I send that card message to a couple of people?
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
;) Go for it.
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Melonehalf Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
Cockless vag, now that's classy.

Luckily (?) for me, where I live Valentine's not too celebrated. You get the tourism agencies trying to sell you special valentine's deals and whatnot, but the attention it gets from the media is... not much.
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raziel1981 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
This guy is a hero
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XxMiaManicxX Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A-to the-Men!

Celebrating my first Valentine's day this year, and my perpetually single friends are making sarcastic comments every time I even mention the word "valentine". It's really quite annoying when they rain on everyone's parade around this time of year..
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SkyshroudHitokiri Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol - I so hate those people.
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Demosthenes-101 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
Holy crap you still ALIVE!!!!!!!! :faint: And it would seem back with a strong message for the Vag's out there! :giggle: I don't mind being single on Valentines.....I get love everyday from great people who are the best gift I ever get! FRIENDS!!!!!:D So yeah fictitious Shirly.....shut yer vag up! :rofl:
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HEY, YOU'RE BACK. 8D
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Darianna-of-Tashido Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I've got a friend like this, only he's a guy. He's also got a big problem with anytime we make any jokes involving relationships or anything remotely sexual, he starts pulling out the "forever alone" bullshit. Kinda want to make him a card like that after reading this
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EveOfMoonlight Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
I'm married...trust me I wish I were single....getting married was the worst mistake my now husband talked me into. I don't rub it in people's faces about Valentine's Day but I certainly am trying to avoid looking at all the decorations. I found out my husband posted a hook up add 16 days after our wedding and it's now a year into our marriage. If anyone has anything to be bitter about on this day it's me.......but I don't begrudge others their happiness....and this is coming from someone who gave up a lot for someone she dated for 6 years, married 1 and for someone who is currently deployed in the NAVY so either way my V-Day would have sucked regardless..........I see a divorce coming in my future V-Day. LOL.

So to sum this up...it's better to wait as long as it takes for that someone or value yourself enough to be your own Valentine without harping on others for their happiness.
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nerdling18 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I dislike valentines day because two days before my step father died... But that doesn't mean I shouldn't celebrate it with my husband. In short i like this comic.
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flailingwings Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I hope you and your bf have a very happy Valentines day full of love and balloons and candy-induced happiness. ^^

I'll just go sit in this corner and quietly and non-disruptingly cry into eat this bag of discount chocolates I bought for myself.
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Serivahn Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG, last panel = HILARIOUS! ♥
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WILIZIN Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, I don't care I have no significant other.

MOAR CHOCOLATE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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MidnaoftheTwilight Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
I see girls like this all the time and it just annoys me.
Even when I was single, I just enjoyed being single. Valentine's day for single people should just be another day, jeezus.
I do love this though, epic comic = favorite
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icewolfaspect Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
never had a date for valentines day, well except my 360 and PS2 and frag grenadeing people on some video game thats my valentines day along with all my friends on live, this year might be different if not more frag grenades for people!
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
To each his own. :iconvideogamesplz:
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icewolfaspect Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
true it is
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nintendiehard Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
Impressive....most impressive.

Since I'm sure most everyone else will say what I was going to say anyway, I'll do something else. Really dig the new art style. I know it's not VASTLY changed, but I think it's really good. A nice...streamlined version of your already well-developed style.

...though maybe it's just that it's been so long since I've seen one of your comics. Who can say?
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
Oh I'm sure it's different. There are such large gaps in my updates (and of course I keep drawing in between) that my style is never really consistent. It's constantly changing and evolving... Thanks for noticing. :3 :heart:
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nintendiehard Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
Holy...a response? From YOU? A red-letter day this IS!
Heh heh.

Yeah, well art evolution is always good....wait...USUALLY good.
Well hey, I'm sure I speak for most of your massive fanbase when I say we'd like to see your occasional sketch and stuff too.
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Midnight-Vanguard Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember one valentine's day I was at outback steakhouse. In the bar area, (FCFS Seating) I noticed a table about to get cleared, so I went to stand by it. Since I seemed to be the only one who noticed it. I then noticed a couple waiting to be seated, and I noted they had been waiting longer than I had, so I waved them over, and gave them the table. after a few minutes I got a seat at the bar. The guy asked if I was the manager there, I said no, It's just me here tonight. so he bought me a drink for getting them the table..
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MasterRambler Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
Aww, that's an awesome story. x3 You're an awesome person. :heart:
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Midnight-Vanguard Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I hope you have a great valentine's day.
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Midnight-Vanguard Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no... just a schmuck who made the mistake of going out on valentines day thinking it would not be crowded...
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